I moved to Finland 4 years ago and since that time I was thinking about how to became a Finn.. and there are some points I figured out:
- Blame everything on Russians. Everything. If you can´t blame it on Russsians – blame it on Sweds
- Give up small talk and just shut up. It’s so cold, even inside, so don´t waste your energy
- Finn is a master at least 3 languages – too shy to speak any out loud, but has the supernatural skill of being able to speak fluent Swedish/Russian after 5 beers
- Begin your never-ending battle with Kela. ( those bastards, they only want your money.)
- You plan your Saturday around the fact that Alko closes at 6 pm. The weekend is not enough for getting boozed up, so you need your pikkulauantai (little Saturday) on Wednesday nights to get smash-faced
- Laught at noting but Finnish stamd-up comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aexkcxJ0KdU
- Potatoes are the glory of each meal and RYE BREAD is your everything. No Thursday without a bowl of pea soup and pancakes with strawberry jam
- You are fully aware of the Finnish KKK — kebabin kautta kotiin ( to go home through Kebab)
- Finss love expensive, bad quality coffee and expensive, bad quality beer
- And of course, JÄÄKIEKKO
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